Tuesday May 21

The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer

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A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.

The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, �Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?�

�Phew, that one's easy,� says the teacher, �The Titanic.�

�Alright,� said St.Peter, �you may pass.�

Then the thief got his question: �How many died on the Titanic?�

The thief replied, �That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people.� And so he passed through.

Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: �Name them.�



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