Tuesday Jun 25

Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake

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One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the
bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy
little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny.  "I didn't mean
to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."

    "That's perfectly all right," replied
the snake.  "To be sure, it was fault.   I didn't mean to trip you,
but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming.  By the way, what kind of animal are

    "Well, I really don't know," said the
bunny.  "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself.  Maybe you could examine me
and find out."

    So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he
said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little
fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... must be a !"

    Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but
by the way, kind of animal are ?"

    And the snake replied that he didn't know, and
the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, "Well,
what kind of an animal am I?"

    So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he
replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls... You must be a lawyer."



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